"If you are already subscribed to Curios and Conundrums everything will happen automatically, from the charge to your payment system to the shipping of the broadsheet. Why, you need not lift a finger! Well, you may wish to lift a finger once it arrives." -The Curator
This was from one of the Curator's verbose emails. I honestly can't tell if that last bit is a clue to something for the next issue or just clever wordplay.
The kids were right: the floor IS lava. But they were wrong about the fire-resistant properties of sofa pillows.
diggitydoodog: I've had dubious documents for 2 years now and finally went to work on it. Would anyone on here be willing to PM me the answer or post it in a spoiler so I can check the solution?
Sept 17, 2020 11:44:39 GMT -5
Todd: Did you hear about the dwarfish fortune teller who broke out of jail? Police are on the lookout for a small medium at large.
Oct 15, 2020 21:35:58 GMT -5
distantsmoke: It’s snowing here in NE Kansas! Yay!
Oct 26, 2020 9:51:04 GMT -5
Todd: I once went to a zoo whose only animal was a dog! It was a shih tzu.
Oct 27, 2020 18:20:25 GMT -5
rob: There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Nov 17, 2020 17:47:10 GMT -5
AMH: Wow, I never realized that collecting and doing puzzles could make you a millionaire... If you were a billionaire !
Nov 18, 2020 23:54:06 GMT -5